Sunday, 13 September 2020

The Crook and Law six kid weekend extravaganza

 The Crook and Law six kid weekend extravaganza has given us a real run for our money but my amazing wife and I managed to survive. From Friday night to Sunday afternoon Casa de Law was home to six kids ranging from toddler to teens (and every age in between). It has been cat chasing, book reading, and fun-filled, crazy kind of weekend. A payback, together time, new experiences and old favourites kind of weekend. Thanks to our dear friends Ben and Maria June was our chance (my wife and I) to escape the responsibilities of parenthood and for two days live again kid free. The catch of course, come September we return the favour.

 

This was our first two night effort with Big Red (Miss Two) and we were unsure how it would go. Good news, it went great!! Better news, every year all six kids get older and I'm pretty sure things will get easier and easier. We love those little Crook munchkins and we have all loved our magic weekend.

 

Spending time yesterday at an amazing new local playground made me think of a poem I wrote a few years ago (published on the Parenting  Express website) called Taking flight with daddy. So here is the sequel, ...

 

SEVEN AT THE PLAYGROUND

 

Captain Tilly launched her ship

All on a cool Spring day

Upon the radar there appeared a blip

Tilly announced "I am on my way!"

 

Maddy and Boo walked a balancing beam

Each one careful not to fall

So much fun they could not help but scream

Feeling twelve foot tall

 

Nenna and Liv span around and around

For the youngest it was nice and slow

Captain Tilly would search until they were found

"More power Uncle Tim! Go! Go! Go!"

 

 When Boo discovered the wizzy

She could not contain her glee

Above all else she loved getting dizzy

Daddy's big boots kicked off, Boo yelled "Yipee!!"

 

The Lava Monster stomped and roared

The Lava Monster danced and sang

There were none who could ever be bored

As the Lava Monster chased the gang

 

 Swings flew higher and higher as kids explored

So much to do and so much to see that was new

Kid's minds opened and parent's minds floored

Captain Tilly re-entered her spaceship and again off she flew

 

 Boo got caught in the spider's web, bravely she clambered down

Nenna when shooting toward the stars and moon

Liv and Maddy had swing caused smiles, no chance to frown

But, sadly it would all be over too soon

 

Around and around the palyground the monster chased 

 All his running was all in vain

Aunty Heidi said it was time to go

It had suddenly started to rain



Such a fun weekend, thanks Ben and Maria!

Sunday, 30 August 2020

Discovering the joy (and deliciousness) of The Mac Stack

What a weekend! When a great mate invites you down to Sunnyside to sample the next amazing idea she has for the brilliant Heavenly Hotdogs The Diner you of course say a resounding YES!!!

We've been there from the start, the initial idea which led to the dream that inevitably morphed into the local business Heavenly Hotdogs. Murray Bridge as a community has really got behind this local business and why wouldn't we? Great food, great family atmosphere and all at an unbelievable price. Naturally the idea has gone from takeaway van to full scale diner. It is amazing to see how much effort this wife and husband team are investing into creating something special as the site on Adelaide Road is slowly but surely becoming the perfect hangout.

I just love the vision of that beautiful dreamer Sunshine from Sunnyside, her love of all things eighties and a solid memory of the best hotdogs that have ever existed. Now this dreamer has imagined a tower of deliciousness that starts with the comfort legend macaroni and cheese and then adds succulent beef, bacon, homemade onion rings, all things absolutely delectable. I could not help but clean my plate and I look forward to the chance to order this mountain of deliciousness off the menu. If you need a meal that is sure to satisfy I can guarantee if you order The Mac Stack is sure to satisfy, 100%!!!

Thursday, 13 August 2020

ALIA article – How have you grown professionally during the pandemic?

Good afternoon all... 

I have discovered recently an opportunity to write an article for Incite magazine which is the Australian Libraries and Information Association (of Australia) magazines for Librarians and Information professionals

Although my article will not be included in next month's publication I did enjoy writing about my current experiences in Libraryland

I have included my article piece below:

 

ALIA article – How have you grown professionally during the pandemic?

 

My name is Tim Law, Library Team Leader at the Murray Bridge Library in South Australia. During this current pandemic I have found the opportunity to be far more bravely creative. With permission and encouragement from our Incident Response Team and my Manager I and my team have delved into the realm of online activities and I think we like it.

Closing the library on the evening of March 25 we were completely inexperienced with running events and activities online and totally unprepared, not knowing where to begin. Without a way to supply our normal array of activities for families as well as author visits and workshops we began to examine how other libraries were supplying these types of events.

While at home for a week following the library closure I also began posting LIVE storytelling, craft and simple science sessions from home, involving my two daughters who loved playing up to the camera. Feedback from friends and family enabled me to alter where I filmed, how long and whether I pre-recorded or filmed LIVE. Soon after returning to the library the team and I used what we have already learned to create fun sessions for our local families to enjoy.

We now plan to continue to explore the digital and see how it can run side by side with our previous program. This pandemic has taught me bravery, stretched my creativity and given me and my team an exciting license to try.

Friday, 10 July 2020

Law Family Adventure - Old memories and new

The dreaded COVID still remains with no obvious ending in sight. Like many we worry for friends interstate and overseas and hope that all stay safe and healthy. Finding ourselves in the July holiday break with no way of traversing across to Victoria my darling angel has thought why not explore our own state. South Australia has a multitude of amazing corners to explore. Last weekend was a delightful escape to the Barossa Valley (my favourite wine country) celebrating 17 years of wedded bliss and my 41 years young. Precious together time we look forward to every single year (and somehow manage to get thanks to a very special couple (we owe you BIG time Ben and Maria))!! This weekend we are on a different adventure. Me and my girls have spread our wings and climbed aboard our KIA to rediscover the Riverland...

So many years ago both Miss H and I fondly remember eating more oranges than ever before and almost dying on the Monash death trap (or should that be playground)... The Big Orange was a memorable experience and of course there was oodles of fun to be found on the wonderful Murray River. Years later sadly the Big Orange is closed (somebody please bring this South Aussie icon back to its previous glory), Monash Playground is no longer a training ground for life and there seems to be a lot less citrus around but I must say this area of our own backyard still has enough for us to think another visit is in order and something we need to schedule sooner not later (like in another ten or twenty years lol). A huge tick from Miss 12 and 11/12 and Miss 10 and a 1/4 makes me even more eager to come back later in the year when the weather is warmer.and we can have even more fun.

Girls and I are also S uper excited to feed the possums at Renmark tonight... Might bring back a playmate for Thumpy, Freddy, Ginger, Max and Patches... I’m sure the kids would love that... Pretty sure Council would love that too.

Saturday, 6 June 2020

Celebrate Squidgy Day

Happy Celebrate Squidgy Day everyone! I cannot believe my little niece has turned two. Today was our chance to celebrate with the little cutie. As always it has been a brilliant day at Casa de Crook. My most favourite moment from today was giving the little birthday girl a push on the swing. Her rendition of the birthday song was perfect, topped off with resounding shouts of "Hooray!!!" from both of us.

Such a perfect Saturday; fine food, finer company and everything was focused on little Liv... Man did she know it.

I hope everyone else has had just as perfect a day. I cannot wait to see what Sunday has in store…

Monday, 11 May 2020

Dora's triumphant return

After waiting for Dora and the Lost City of Gold to become available at our local library the Laws bit the bullet and hired it on Big Pond Movies. Was it worth the six or seven dollars? You bet it was!!

I remember the cartoon Dora the Explorer and the spin off about Dora's cousin Diego from when the kids were younger. I learnt many a Spanish phrase watching this show and discovered exactly what it is that mouse named Speedy is actually saying.

What I loved about this movie was the homage to the old TV show and the tongue in cheek way that the cast pulled it off. Some of the scenes are predictable but all of the film is fun.

Something for all ages with this one.

Saturday, 9 May 2020

The One that Missed the Boat

I have discovered the Reedsy prompts that I am sent each week do not limit an author to only one submission. Gleefully I banged out two stories this week that I thought were really good (check out my story for both... I hope you enjoy them!) and was going for a third. The prompt "Two people who thought they were the last people left on Earth end up meeting by chance" spurred me on to create a story I titled "Alone".
I knew I had nineteen hours to finish it so thought last night I'd sleep on how I wanted to end it.

I awoke early this morning and logged on to Reedsy to see how long I had and discovered to my dismay the submission window was closed and I had missed the boat. Two submissions is better than none at all but I was hoping to have that third entry in.

Never mind, my wife reminds me regularly that if it were between the quick and the dead I'd rarely be the quick. So since I cannot post to Reedsy I think I'll post it here...

Please enjoy, Alone...




Jason winced as the image on the screen blurred and shimmered. The muscle man paused, his blond head inches from the leading lady but unable to reach. Easing his way out from the makeshift lounge of old cushions, blankets and broken pallet slats Jason waddled over to the television and gave the video player a thump with his fist. The picture leapt back into life and the movie continued. A much younger Jason finally kissed his new wife and the tapping on the champagne flutes ceased as their family and friends erupted with hoots and laughter. This was normal for Jason; this was what normal had looked like the past five years.

Jason had woken up on the morning of April 1st in the year two thousand to find his wife’s favorite record playing the opening track, scrambled eggs half cooked on the stove. To Jason’s surprise his wife was absent, seemingly disappeared. Ringing around Jason found he could get none of his family or friends. In fact only pre-recorded TV seemed to be showing. There was no radio, only static. Jason ventured out in his navy blue dressing gown and slippers and found the paper was there but no one else was about. It was the usual news, the daily quiz and the sport section was what interested Jason the most. He took the rest of the paper upstairs and left it on the bed as he waited for his wife to return. The record played all the way through and then again as Jason finished cooking his wife her eggs. When they grew cold he reheated them in the microwave and ate them himself.
When the 1st became the 2nd and then the 3rd Jason tried to call the emergency services. His worry tripled when there was no reply, nobody on the other end of the line.
“Hello! Hello!! My wife is missing!” Jason yelled down the empty line.
Desperate he left the house and knocked on neighbors’ doors. No answer. A search for a human, animal, anything else alive drove him to the next town and then the next until finally he found he was wandering lost on an empty beach.

That was two years ago, two long and lonely years. Jason found he was alone; recordings of music, movies, documentaries and cartoons were his only source of company. Jason played his all-time favorite DVDs over and over until the player died. Then he dug out the video recorder and began to repeat anything he had on VHS. The one video he watched the most surprised Jason. It was his wedding day cassette, a memory he previously only suffered through each year on the date that special day. Now he tried to watch it every night, it made him feel for the briefest that life was back to normal. Jason had seen the video that often now the tape was stretching.

From home Jason packed what few things he could fit in his car and then car hopped across the country. North to South it took Jason three months to drive from New York to the Panama and then on to San Antonio in Chile. There he acquired a boat. With nothing to lose Jason sailed across to New Zealand and wept on the Kiwi shores while there as he had no person to tell. It was touch and go as he slowly made his way across to Australia, a journey he’d never attempted before and seemingly never to be tried again. Jason fulfilled a young boyhood dream as he settled in Sydney and wondered what the rest of his strange life had in store. As the world collapsed around him Jason discovered new skills, how to harness solar power, how to repair a gas stove, how to extend the life of packaged goods like meat and bread, how to light and sustain a cooking fire. Life stretched out, long and lonesome.

*

Amelia Johnstone was tinkering in her garage on the evening of April 2nd in the year two thousand. She was a student at the Melbourne Institute of Technology, Australia. She was also highly annoyed at the noisiness of her neighbor.
Smoke on the Water thumped through her home for the third time that night and the thirtieth time that week. Her spanner swiftly secured the final screw on her device. Compact, box-like with a number of wires connecting direct to a naked motherboard the device now only awaited that Amelia flick the on switch.
“This will teach you to tell me to shove it, mate,” Amelia seethed.
The laptop motherboard flared into life and the twin fans began to whir, cooling the chip that controlled the device. It began to shimmer and then vibrate and finally it exploded. Where Smoke on the Water had cracked her garage window, Amelia’s device managed to smash it completely.
Deep Purple’s throbbing track continued to rattle the garage walls as Amelia quickly powered down the motherboard and released a homemade carbon dioxide extinguisher on the burning box. Releasing a scream at her obvious failure Amelia kicked her creation, six months of revenge driven focus. It slid off the counter and broke open across the concrete. Amelia left the mess to clean up later and stormed next door.
Bang, bang, bang! Amelia thundered on the neighbor’s door. The song finally drew to a joyous end. Amelia gave the door another few knocks before she held her breath and wait for the opening bars to painfully begin all over again. Instead there was silence, empty and utterly blissful silence. Curious, Amelia peered through the front room window. The television was still playing and there was a half-eaten supreme pizza. Amelia’s mind pondered how it was the jerk could watch Seinfeld reruns while heavy metal music pounded from his stereo.
“Hey jerk-off! Is anybody home?!” Amelia yelled.
For just over an hour she waited, nothing from the neighbor. Seinfeld became Fraser. Unsure Amelia turned away looking up and down here normally busy street. Brad, the cute guy two doors down was normally bringing in his bin then. Doris who loved her garden wasn’t watering out the front of her house and yet the hose was running freely, half on the driveway and half on the roses. Something was definitely off. A check on these neighbors too proved the street lacked people.
A twelve month search followed where Amelia widened her search parameters in her quest to discover where all the people had gone and to quash her guilty conscience which regularly hinted that the lack of people very much may have related to her black box experiment. Once she had accepted somehow she had wiped out humanity Amelia began searching for a way to reverse her error. There were memorable moments, like the time she turned her hair white and the time she managed to change genders, but none of her experiments managed to reverse the damage done. Giving in, the Tech began to use her true skills to try and reach beyond Melbourne to find out if she truly was alone.

*

Jason pressed pause on the video he had been watching. It was Bill and Ted on some sort of nonsense adventure, the image of the two characters were frozen midway through a game of charades amongst the clouds of heaven. He could have sworn he had just heard his phone ring. Checking the screen he discovered one missed call from an unknown number.
Excited Jason dialed the number.
Amelia picked up immediately.
“Hello?” asked Jason.
“I’m so sorry,” Amelia replied. “This is all my fault.”