Yo ho yer landlubbers!!!

Yaaarrrrr!! It be talk like a pirate dee todeeeeeeee! So pass me a pint o' rum fer brekkie and let's set sail for adventure!! Ya ha harrrrrr!

Todeeee we be doin' what a pirate loves best... Searchin' fer gold... Cannot wait to hit the gold fields with me best mate Captain Heidi and me scurvy crew o' rapscallions. The dee looks dastardly overcast so there aught be few landlubbers to trouble our journey so let the fun begin... Let's set sail!!!